Favorites Quote's
Author
Topic's
Blog
Collection
List of Sam Kinison Quotes
We have put together a list of some of the best Quotes that Written by Sam Kinison
Sam Kinison
Total Quotes 49
Quotes
Timeline
Biography
Books
I have lived a carnal life.
I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian.
I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild.
John goodman isn't fat. he's in a category beyond fat. what does one call it? whalelike.
Jim bakker. he's lost everything, he's ruined. and the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!
I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. it did not go down well. i'd already been banned from a couple churches for my jokes. so one day i woke up and decided it was time to start living for myself.
I'm responsible. i even did a commercial for mtv saying how i was going to register to vote. and i still haven't.
What am i responsible for? who am i responsible to? everybody? how come when archie bunker nailed everybody, it was funny - but when i do it, it's not?
What happened? satan was busy?
I'd rather entertain people than offend them.
So many of these comics are just frustrated singers or actors - they want to get a gig doing a sitcom. it's paint-by-the-numbers comedy, lame joke-telling. they're drawn to it as a career move.
If i've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' lies keep you together.
Born: December 8, 1953
Died: April 10, 1992
Occupation: Comedian
Embed this Author
Copy this HTML code to link to Sam Kinison's quotes on your blog.
HTML CODE
<div style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; border: 1px solid #ddd; padding: 20px; border-radius: 8px; text-align: center; background: #fff; max-width: 300px; color: #333;"> <img src="https://pjdigitalmarketing.com/store_thumb/4562-sam-kinison.jpg" alt="Sam Kinison" style="width: 80px; height: 80px; border-radius: 50%; object-fit: cover; margin-bottom: 15px;"> <h3 style="margin: 0 0 10px 0; font-size: 1.2rem;">Sam Kinison Quotes</h3> <p style="font-size: 0.9rem; margin-bottom: 20px; color: #666;">Read the best quotes by Sam Kinison.</p> <a href="https://pjdigitalmarketing.com/author/sam-kinison" style="display: inline-block; padding: 10px 20px; background: #8b5cf6; color: #fff; text-decoration: none; border-radius: 4px; font-weight: bold; font-size: 0.9rem;">View All Quotes</a> </div>
Copy Embed Code
Trending Author
Sophie Marceau
Heather Locklear
Jim Bunning
Val Kilmer
Pope John Paul II
Johann Lamont
Category
Information
Inspirational
Philosophy
Personal Growth
Happiness & Joy
Life Lessons
Success & Business
Motivation
