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Now moore, jennifer moore, 18, on her way to college. she was 5-foot-2, 105 pounds, wearing a miniskirt and a halter top with a bare midriff. now, again, there you go. so every predator in the world is gonna pick that up at two in the morning. she's walking by herself on the west side highway, and she gets picked up by a thug. all right. now she's out of her mind, drunk.
Everything on a boat has a different name than it would have if it weren't on a boat. either this is ancient seafaring tradition or it's how people who mess around with boats try to impress the rest of us who actually finished college.
You start out with mad magazine, and you go right through the sort of black humor of lenny bruce, lord buckley, mort sahl, paul krassner... if you put lenny together with mad magazine and run it through the brain of a college student, you get national lampoon.
Lampoon ran out of steam in the early '80s, and wasn't able to reinvent itself because it ran out of talent. people who wanted to do this kind of stuff could suddenly make $100,000 in hollywood right out of college.
I started reading hunter s. thompson when i was in college.
Especially with a magazine like lampoon, which was very dependent on newsstand sales. our readers didn't usually occupy the same address long enough to get a subscription, because they were in college, or they were hippies. so it was very up-and-down, and we had to calculate how many to print, which was always sort of a headache from a business point of view.
Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.
Smoking crack is a way for people who couldn't afford college to study the works of charles darwin.
The collegiate idealists who fill the ranks of the environmental movement seem willing to do absolutely anything to save the biosphere, except take science courses and learn something about it.
But because i could throw so hard when i got to college they made me a pitcher.
Because i could throw so hard when i got to college, they made me a pitcher. if i had to it all over again, i would have stuck to playing in the outfield. i loved running. i can catch everything in the outfield. i could throw people out from the fence.
We're not spending enough money, but probably we let the teachers unions set curriculas which don't teach them the right things. there's not emphasis on the ...the basic learning that you need if you're going to go on in a college and into post-graduate work.
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