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Foolish people are never harmless. stupidity accounts for as many crimes as anger and greed.
Automobiles are free of egotism, passion, prejudice and stupid ideas about where to have dinner. they are, literally, selfless. a world designed for automobiles instead of people would have wider streets, larger dining rooms, fewer stairs to climb and no smelly, dangerous subway stations.
The government is huge, stupid, greedy and makes nosy, officious and dangerous intrusions into the smallest corners of life - this much we can stand. but the real problem is that government is boring. we could cure or mitigate the other ills washington visits on us if we could only bring ourselves to pay attention to washington itself. but we cannot.
The only really good vegetable is tabasco sauce. put tabasco sauce in everything. tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin. the next best vegetable is the jalapeno pepper. it has the virtue of turning salads into practical jokes.
Then there's politics. just imagine politics with its dumbbell element subtracted. there would be no republican candidates. there would be no democratic voters. the whole system would collapse.
Government subsidies can be critically analyzed according to a simple principle: you are smarter than the government, so when the government pays you to do something you wouldn't do on your own, it is almost always paying you to do something stupid.
Although computer-generated artificial intelligence eludes us, artificial stupidity has been perfected.
Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.
I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a 'learning experience.' then again, i like to think of anything stupid i've done as a 'learning experience.' it makes me feel less stupid.
The free market is ugly and stupid, like going to the mall; the unfree market is just as ugly and just as stupid, except there is nothing in the mall and if you don't go there they shoot you.
Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. if we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
Sting told me if i love somebody i should set them free. i doubt sting ever loved anyone with wings. if he did he might rethink such a stupid sentiment. i suppose the point is to wait for your love to come back to you voluntarily. i wonder if there’s a difference between setting something free and letting it go? i probably did it wrong. i should stop taking advice from my radio. i worry that you’re lost. i keep a heart-shaped cage unlocked for you, out on the street where it can easily be seen. so if one day you return at least you’ll have a place to stay.
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