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There's a guy in the audience with a distinctive laugh. i hope that guy is miked. the only problem with having a distinctive laugh is i know exactly when that guy isn't laughing. "oh, distinctive laugh doesn't think that joke was funny!"
-Mitch Hedberg
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Mitch Hedberg
There's a guy in the audience with a distinctive laugh. i hope that guy is miked. the only problem with having a distinctive laugh is i know exactly when that guy isn't laughing. "oh, distinctive laugh doesn't think that joke was funny!"
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