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It was a mistake and i made the mistake because i was conservative and played safe. and that way lies failure." "must do it... constantly go to the well... constantly try, try, try. dare. dare, dare. who dares wins.
We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.
Because of their cuisine, germans don't consider farting rude. they'd certainly be out of luck if they did.
Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises.) i don't know why parents don't do this more often. usually it makes the kid laugh. sometimes it sends him into shock. either way it quiets him down. if you're a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won't have his friends hanging around your house all the time.
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. this drunkenness culminates on new year's eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
Mankind has invested more than four million years of evolution in the attempt to avoid physical exertion. now a group of backward-thinking atavists mounted on foot-powered pairs of hula-hoops would have us pumping our legs, gritting our teeth, and searing our lungs as though we were being chased across the pleistocene savanna by saber-toothed tigers. think of the hopes, the dreams, the effort, the brilliance, the pure force of will that, over the eons, has gone into the creation of the cadillac coupe de ville. bicycle riders would have us throw all this on the ash heap of history.
Abstract anger is great for rhetorical carrying on. you can go on endlessly about the post office, but it doesn't mean you're mad at your mailman.
Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free.
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
One of the annoying things about believing in free will and individual responsibility is the difficulty of finding somebody to blame your problems on. and when you do find somebody, it's remarkable how often his picture turns up on your driver's license.
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
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