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It's a funny old world. a man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
-W. C. Fields
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W. C. Fields
It's a funny old world. a man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
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I'm not offended. lenny bruce taught me that everything's funny. you can make everything funny. i don't think that assassinations are funny, i don't think you can make fun of isis, but almost everything is funny. and if we can't laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at? so i don't mind ethnic humor. i like ethnic humor. i like dialect jokes. laughter is a very subjective thing. if it's funny to you it's funny. and a lot of things are funny to me.
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The little boy and the old man said the little boy, "sometimes i drop my spoon." said the old man, "i do that too." the little boy whispered, "i wet my pants." i do that too," laughed the little old man. said the little boy, "i often cry." the old man nodded, "so do i." but worst of all," said the boy, "it seems grown-ups don't pay attention to me." and he felt the warmth of a wrinkled old hand. i know what you mean," said the little old man.
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