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If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.
Promises are like crying babies in a theater, they should be carried out at once.
There's birth, there's death, and in between there's maintenance.
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but i always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
On the whole, human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time.
Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. god used it with people.
I must confess, i was born at a very early age.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but i see you are unarmed!
Life is not worth living if i cannot have pasta or bread again.
Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.
If i can sell tickets to my movies like red sonja or last action hero, you know i can sell just about anything.
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