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I have an oscillating fan at my house. it goes back and forth. it looks like the fan is saying "no." so i like to ask it questions that a fan would say "no" to! do you keep my hair in place? do you keep my documents in order? do you have 3 settings? liar! my fan lied to me. now i will pull the pin up. now you're not saying anything!
-Mitch Hedberg
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I Have An Oscillating Fan At My

Mitch Hedberg
I have an oscillating fan at my house. it goes back and forth. it looks like the fan is saying "no." so i like to ask it questions that a fan would say "no" to! do you keep my hair in place? do you keep my documents in order? do you have 3 settings? liar! my fan lied to me. now i will pull the pin up. now you're not saying anything!
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