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Having a hummer is stupid. it's stupid to waste that much gas. it's stupid to waste that much money on gas. it's stupid to parade your insecurities on public roads. hummers are stupid-looking.
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Having A Hummer Is Stupid. It's Stupid

Penn Jillette
Having a hummer is stupid. it's stupid to waste that much gas. it's stupid to waste that much money on gas. it's stupid to parade your insecurities on public roads. hummers are stupid-looking.
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