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Alaska governor sarah palin pardoned a turkey, though she said she was amazed to find out that, besides being a bird, turkey is also a country. did you see that all over the internet today? while sarah palin was pardoning a turkey, right behind her was a guy slaughtering turkeys. but, see, like most internet stories, a little half-true. turns out that, after a couple of minutes listening to sarah palin's voice, the turkeys said 'kill us now.'
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Alaska Governor Sarah Palin Pardoned A Turkey,

Jay Leno
Alaska governor sarah palin pardoned a turkey, though she said she was amazed to find out that, besides being a bird, turkey is also a country. did you see that all over the internet today? while sarah palin was pardoning a turkey, right behind her was a guy slaughtering turkeys. but, see, like most internet stories, a little half-true. turns out that, after a couple of minutes listening to sarah palin's voice, the turkeys said 'kill us now.'
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