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Now how about this, ladies and gentlemen? the governor of alaska, sarah palin, has announced she is stepping down. she will no longer be the governor of alaska. first thing, she woke up and went out on her porch and waved goodbye to russia.
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Now How About This, Ladies And Gentlemen?

David Letterman
Now how about this, ladies and gentlemen? the governor of alaska, sarah palin, has announced she is stepping down. she will no longer be the governor of alaska. first thing, she woke up and went out on her porch and waved goodbye to russia.
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