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Laurence J. Peter
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When you see yourself quoted in print and you’re sorry you said it, it suddenly becomes a misquotation.
Sorry Said Print
Two can live as cheaply as one - if they both have good jobs.
Jobs Two Good Job
The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months.
Women Wife Caves
No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.
Camels Revolutionary Come Up
Home is where the college student home for the holidays isn't.
Home Holiday College
In the country of the blind, the one-eyed king can still goof up.
Country Kings Government
Middle age is when the best exercise is one of discretion.
Exercise Age Judgment
They lead only as the carved wooden figurehead leads the ship.
Leadership Ships Hospitality
A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of every paper before he destroys it.
Ideas Paper Cleaning
If you can't keep up, drag them down to your level.
Work Levels Drag
Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it.
Hot Baths Deals
Competition in academia is so vicious because the stakes are so small.
Competition Academia Vicious
  • Born: September 16, 1919
  • Died: January 12, 1990
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