List of Craig Ferguson Quotes

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Craig Ferguson
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We do have a big kind of history in literate tradition of vikings and we have a lot of viking blood in scotland, i mean especially up north wherever you go you see a plastic viking sitting outside a shop and viking calendars and - because they - you know they came down and stole all our chicks and then some of them didn't quite get back and ended up settling down here. so there's a lot of viking blood in scotland.
Mean Blood Up North
The only thing that i would say to anyone doing late night shows is - it took me a couple years then - but when you leave the studio, it's over. that's what you really have to do. after a long time, i would be like, "maybe i shouldn't have said this," or "maybe i shouldn't have shown this." but eventually, i got to, "ah, f - k it." that's what it was that night, tomorrow's the next night.
Couple Night Long
I don't think of myself of a late-show host any more than i think of myself of a game-show host. i mean, i've done both, i've been an actor. i'm just kind of a carny, that's it.
Mean Thinking Done
I don't know how much of a natural human i am. y'know, the truth is, i never set out to do that, and i don't think of myself like that. i don't think like that. it's not really about promotion - i don't really understand the idea of promotion, talking to a camera for more money. that's just money. and i like money, don't get me wrong. i don't know. i don't get it. i don't understand it as much as you don't understand me, i think.
Thinking Truth Is Promotion
There are times when you see the news, and you go, "how the hell am i meant to do anything tonight?" i'm not good at compartmentalizing myself and not being affected by the world around me, so it was very difficult for me when atrocious news stories would pop up. and i would think, "how the hell am i supposed to talk to the skeleton about the horse tonight?"
Horse Thinking World
I felt that, as time went on, an audience gets to know you and in a weird way, you kind of feel like you get to know the audience a little bit. when i'm doing stand-up gigs now, i feel like i'm doing gigs in front of people i know. i think that's the result of doing late-night shows for so long.
Thinking Long People
I think that everything looks a little scarier at night, when the sun goes down. and i know i kind of want a sense of reassurance or a community. late-night shows is a rare place because that's what we do. increasingly, i felt like i didn't want to be that guy. i didn't want to do that. it wasn't the only reason that i stopped doing it, but it was a consideration - i didn't know how to process tragedy after tragedy and then ... it just got too much, i think.
Night Thinking Community
A friend of mine that i was in a band with started me on kafka, which in turn led to camus and sartre.
Band Turns Mines
Is it really that important? it's just television, for god's sake. it's not medicine or something.
Medicine Important Television
I came to america, and i made good. it's an old story, but it hasn't been told in a long time. usually, it's, 'i'm an immigrant, i came here and got persecuted.' my story is i came here, i worked hard, and it worked out all right. so it's still available.
America Long Stories
I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently i do.
Laughing Creepy
You can never talk religion on network tv. it makes too many people angry. you can talk about sex.
Sex People Tvs
  • Born: May 17, 1962
  • Occupation: Talk Show Host
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