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List of Buddy Hackett Quotes

Explore our hand-picked selection of 21 inspiring quotes by Buddy Hackett.

About Buddy Hackett

  • Born: August 31, 1924
  • Died: June 30, 2003
  • Occupation: Comedian
    • Why should i be angry at someone when they are out dancing?
    Anger Angry At Someone Dancing
    Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, you would never see a bad show.
    Tonight Way Comic
    Your financial cost can best be figured out when you realize that if you were to devote the same time and energy to business instead of gold, you would be a millionaire in approximately six weeks.
    Gold Energy Would Be
    What makes a comedian has nothing to do with religion. think of red skelton, jimmy durante, jackie gleason, who were all catholics.
    Thinking Catholic Comedian
    If it's dirty, it's not funny, but if it's funny, it's not dirty.
    Dirty Ifs
    When i do an hour-and-a-half show, if i don't improvise 20 minutes worth of new material each night, i feel i've let myself down.
    Night Half Hours
    A comedian sees the world bent. i'm tangent to the circle.
    Circles Comedian World
    The menu of my mother consisted of only two choices: leave it or take it
    Mother Two Choices
    You want to know what makes me tick, i'll tell you what makes me tick. i was a boy growing up in brooklyn; i read a two-penny magazine called 'the hawk's nest.' nobody entered that nest that didn't leave a little richer and a little wiser. and that 11-year-old boy said, 'isn't that a wonderful thing.' and that's all there is to it.
    Growing Up Boys Years
    I have the gift of laughter. i can make people laugh at will. in good times and in bad. and that i don't question. it was a gift from god.
    Laughter People Laughing
    I've had a good day when i don't fall out of the cart.
    Fall Good Day Golf
    Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.
    Fun Golf Strange Places
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