Favorites Quote's
Author
Topic's
Blog
Collection
Best Jail Quotes Collection
Explore our hand-picked selection of
263
inspiring quotes related to
Jail
.
Never steal anything so small that you'll have to go to an unpleasant city jail for it instead of a minimum-security federal tennis prison.
There is a fine line in the third world between half a dozen customs officials waiting for you to offer them a bribe and half a dozen customs officials waiting for you to offer them a bribe so they can throw you in jail.
The u.s. tax code was written by a students. every april 15 we have to pay somebody who got an a in accounting to keep ourselves from being sent to jail.
You know, if government were a product, selling it would be illegal. ... government contains impure ingredients - as anybody who's looked at congress can tell you. ... government practices deceptive advertising. and the merest glance at the federal budget is enough to convict the government of perjury, extortion, and fraud. ... in a nutshell: government should be against the law. term limits aren't enough. we need jail.
Term limits aren't enough. we need jail.
How about proust's in search of lost time?" tamaru asked. "if you've never read it this would be a good opportunity to read the whole thing." "have you read it?" "no, i haven't been in jail, or had to hide out for a long time. someone once said unless you have those kinds of opportunities, you can't read the whole of proust.
When a person goes to a country and finds their newspapers filled with nothing but good news, he can bet there are good men in jail.
The work of democratic government is routinely concerned with matters defined as troubles. in "the presidency and the press" i make the point, familiar to anyone who has flown about the world much, that the best quick test of the political nature of a regime is to read the local papers on arrival. if they are filled with bad news, you have landed in a libertarian society of some sort. if, on the other hand, the press is filled with good news, it is a fair bet that the jails will be filled with good men.
If the newspapers of a country are filled with good news, the jails of that country will be filled with good people.
Ninety percent of all prisoners in all jails get out some day. so why not give them a little levity in what's otherwise a very dark life?
The good thing about a jail show is nobody gets up and walks out.
This country has nothing to fear from the crooked man who fails. we put him in jail. it is the crooked man who succeeds who is a threat to this country.
Trending Author
Daniel Barenboim
John Maeda
Eleanor Porter
Suze Orman
Alan Jay Lerner
Gary Coleman
Category
Information
Inspirational
Philosophy
Personal Growth
Happiness & Joy
Life Lessons
Success & Business
Motivation
