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You'll note that politicians no longer spend money, they invest it. don't worry about paying more to the [irs]. you aren't being taxed; you're taking a plunge on a fly-by-night stock issue.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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You'll Note That Politicians No Longer Spend

P. J. O'Rourke
You'll note that politicians no longer spend money, they invest it. don't worry about paying more to the [irs]. you aren't being taxed; you're taking a plunge on a fly-by-night stock issue.
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