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You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? you go in thinking 'this is a fresh shop, everything in here is fresh! i will do well to shop here'. you never go straight to the bit with the toilet paper, loo brushes and such do you? you'd think 'this is a poo shop! everything in here is themed on poo!

-Eddie Izzard

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You Notice How They Always Put The

Eddie Izzard

You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? you go in thinking 'this is a fresh shop, everything in here is fresh! i will do well to shop here'. you never go straight to the bit with the toilet paper, loo brushes and such do you? you'd think 'this is a poo shop! everything in here is themed on poo!

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