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I poo poo the chit.' the attendant looked stunned. 'you cannot poo-poo the chit!' i do.' kate said solemnly. 'i do poo-poo.' we'll walk.
-Kenneth Oppel
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I Poo Poo The Chit.' The Attendant

Kenneth Oppel
I poo poo the chit.' the attendant looked stunned. 'you cannot poo-poo the chit!' i do.' kate said solemnly. 'i do poo-poo.' we'll walk.
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