Best Fart Quotes Collection

Explore our hand-picked selection of 24 inspiring quotes related to Fart.

There's nothing worse than a bunch of jaded old farts, and that's a fact.
Facts Fart Bunch
Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke.
Comedian Entertainment Fart
If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.
Hay Classic Fart
You stand out like a fart in a church.
Church Maximum Ride Fart
I'm into paradoxes. i wanted to make an album about them, but the group told me i was a pretentious fart. they were right.
Groups Albums Fart
Right now, the old guys, the old farts, if you will, are still running the show, and the women haven't gotten their place yet at all.
Running Guy Fart
I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.
Body Talent Fart
Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. they would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else.
Fart Relate Jokes
I don't usually fly in first class, but i fart in first class.
Class Firsts Fart
I'd like to think i'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Thinking Fart Jokes
The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
Pregnancy Average Fart
A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass.
Miserable Ass Fart

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