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You know who's upset now with isis? al qaeda. it's because isis is getting more attention than al qaeda. so now, saturday night will be ayman al-zawahiri bobblehead night.
-David Letterman
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You Know Who's Upset Now With Isis?

David Letterman
You know who's upset now with isis? al qaeda. it's because isis is getting more attention than al qaeda. so now, saturday night will be ayman al-zawahiri bobblehead night.
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