You Know, Where I Come From, An

Craig Ferguson

You know, where i come from, an antique, to be called an antique, it has to be at least a hundred years old. that's a law: before you can call something an antique, it has to be a hundred years old. in l.a., something that's been around for a couple of weeks is an antique. it's true! people are like, look at this old-fashioned ipod. look at this! it's the size of a man's hand! ha ha ha ha. back then-back then, people thought mel gibson was just acting crazy. it was a very different time.