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While i have the utmost respect for people who practice the christian faith, the fact is, as everyone knows, i am as jewish as a matzo ball or kosher salami.
-Jackie Mason
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While I Have The Utmost Respect For

Jackie Mason
While i have the utmost respect for people who practice the christian faith, the fact is, as everyone knows, i am as jewish as a matzo ball or kosher salami.
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