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When i hug her, i notice she's still wearing yesterday's false eyelashes. mom? you know those come off with a little makeup remover and a cotton pad?" i'm not taking them off." why not?" i spent $180 on that makeup job and i refuse to wash my face until i get my money's worth.
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When I Hug Her, I Notice She's

Jen Lancaster
When i hug her, i notice she's still wearing yesterday's false eyelashes. mom? you know those come off with a little makeup remover and a cotton pad?" i'm not taking them off." why not?" i spent $180 on that makeup job and i refuse to wash my face until i get my money's worth.
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