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This weekend the conservative political action conference, cpac, featured several speakers including sarah palin and phil robertson from 'duck dynasty.' it was a good weekend for conservatives - and a great weekend for wild animals.
-Jimmy Fallon
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This Weekend The Conservative Political Action Conference,

Jimmy Fallon
This weekend the conservative political action conference, cpac, featured several speakers including sarah palin and phil robertson from 'duck dynasty.' it was a good weekend for conservatives - and a great weekend for wild animals.
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