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They could take sesame seeds off the market and i wouldn't even care. i can't imagine 5 years from now saying, "remember sesame seeds? what happened? all the buns are blank!"
-Mitch Hedberg
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They Could Take Sesame Seeds Off The

Mitch Hedberg
They could take sesame seeds off the market and i wouldn't even care. i can't imagine 5 years from now saying, "remember sesame seeds? what happened? all the buns are blank!"
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