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How does a sesame seed stick to a bun? that's magical. there must be some sesame seed glue out there. either that or they're adhesive on one side. peel off the backing, place it on the bun.
-Mitch Hedberg
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How Does A Sesame Seed Stick To

Mitch Hedberg
How does a sesame seed stick to a bun? that's magical. there must be some sesame seed glue out there. either that or they're adhesive on one side. peel off the backing, place it on the bun.
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