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The french are sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language.
-P. J. O'Rourke
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The French Are Sawed-off Sissies Who Eat

P. J. O'Rourke
The french are sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language.
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