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Over in iraq after you vote they paint your finger purple so you can't vote again. it's a flawless system. it works perfectly unless, of course, someone has paint remover.
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Over In Iraq After You Vote They

Jay Leno
Over in iraq after you vote they paint your finger purple so you can't vote again. it's a flawless system. it works perfectly unless, of course, someone has paint remover.
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