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I thought i couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. so i gave up cigarettes. then i took her out and one day i looked at her and thought: 'oh well,' and i went back to smoking again, and that was better.
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
I never yell, i never tell, but i'm grateful as hell.
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, i could hardly breathe.
Why would i make one woman so miserable when i can make so many women very happy?
Roses are reddish violets are bluish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish.
Girls are like pianos. when they're not upright, they're grand.
Before i met her, i drank and swore without reason... now i have a reason.
Do unto others, then run
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as i'd like to be.
Born: January 21, 1924
Died: April 20, 1992
Occupation: Comedian
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