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Oh, the protestants hate the catholics/ and the catholics hate the protestants/ and the hindus hate the muslims/ and everybody hates the jews.
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Oh, The Protestants Hate The Catholics/ And

Tom Lehrer
Oh, the protestants hate the catholics/ and the catholics hate the protestants/ and the hindus hate the muslims/ and everybody hates the jews.
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