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My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that i drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
-W. C. Fields
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My Illness Is Due To My Doctor's

W. C. Fields
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that i drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
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