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My haircutter figured out i whine less if i'm under general anesthesia. i just hope when i awaken they haven't given me a brazilian wax.
-Bob Saget
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My Haircutter Figured Out I Whine Less

Bob Saget
My haircutter figured out i whine less if i'm under general anesthesia. i just hope when i awaken they haven't given me a brazilian wax.
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