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My friend asked me i ever swam with dolphins. i was like, 'yeah, of course. what distance are we talking about from the dolphins? because the last time i was in the ocean, i'm pretty sure i swam with most of them.'
-Demetri Martin
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My Friend Asked Me I Ever Swam

Demetri Martin
My friend asked me i ever swam with dolphins. i was like, 'yeah, of course. what distance are we talking about from the dolphins? because the last time i was in the ocean, i'm pretty sure i swam with most of them.'
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