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My cousin just got married for the totally wrong reasons. she married a man for money. she wasn't real subtle about it. instead of calling him her fiancé, she kept calling him her financee.
-Rita Rudner
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My Cousin Just Got Married For The

Rita Rudner
My cousin just got married for the totally wrong reasons. she married a man for money. she wasn't real subtle about it. instead of calling him her fiancé, she kept calling him her financee.
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