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Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. in fact, the florida marlins said that's why they never hit any home runs. it's a safety issue.
-Jay Leno
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Major League Baseball Has Asked Its Players

Jay Leno
Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. in fact, the florida marlins said that's why they never hit any home runs. it's a safety issue.
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