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It's major ketchup in the bathroom with the laser scalpel." "hmm." he sliced a delicately herbed spear of asparagus. "obviously we were meant for each other as i can interpret that as you meaning something more like colonel mustard in the conservatory with the candlestick.
-Nora Roberts
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Nora Roberts
It's major ketchup in the bathroom with the laser scalpel." "hmm." he sliced a delicately herbed spear of asparagus. "obviously we were meant for each other as i can interpret that as you meaning something more like colonel mustard in the conservatory with the candlestick.
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