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I just like the little mermaid cartoon. say what you want. i have a fish tank, it's a long story. i have a fascination with the ocean, and you put a hot chick in there, it just adds more to it! i liked the little mermaid. it's a cool movie. it's one of those i watch over and over again.

-Gabriel Iglesias

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I Just Like The Little Mermaid Cartoon.

Gabriel Iglesias

I just like the little mermaid cartoon. say what you want. i have a fish tank, it's a long story. i have a fascination with the ocean, and you put a hot chick in there, it just adds more to it! i liked the little mermaid. it's a cool movie. it's one of those i watch over and over again.

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Once henry had heard a crying noise at sea, and had seen a mermaid floating on the ocean's surface. the mermaid had been injured by a shark. henry had pulled the mermaid out of the water with a rope, and she had died in his arms..."what language did the mermaid speak?" alma wanted to know, imagining that it like almost have to be greek. "english!" henry said. "by god, plum, why would i rescue a deuced foreign mermaid?

One fish. two fish. red fish. blue fish. black fish. blue fish. old fish. new fish. this one has a little star. this one has a little car. say! what a lot of fish there are.

Cool is spent. cool is empty. cool is ex post facto. when advertisers and pundits hoard a word, you know it's time to retire from it. to move on. i want to suggest, therefore, that we begin to avoid cool now. cool is a trick to get you to buy garments made by sweatshop laborers in third world countries. cool is the triumph of the will. cool enables you to step over bodies. cool enables you to look the other way. cool makes you functional, eager for routine distraction, passive, doped, stupid.

I nodded. i liked augustus waters. i really, really, really liked him. i liked the way his story ended with someone else. i liked his voice. i liked that he took existentially fraught free throws. i liked that he was a tenured professor in the department of slightly crooked smiles with a dual appointment in the department of having a voice that made my skin feel more like skin. and i liked that he had two names. i’ve always liked people with two names, because you get to make up your mind what you call them: gus or augustus? me, i was always just hazel, univalent hazel.

I'm always happy when i'm surrounded by water, i think i'm a mermaid or i was a mermaid. the ocean makes me feel really small and it makes me put my whole life into perspective… it humbles you and makes you feel almost like you’ve been baptized. i feel born again when i get out of the ocean.

So, eventually, he made one final arrangement with himself, which he has religiously held to ever since, and that was to count each fish that he caught as ten, and to assume ten to begin with. for example, if he did not catch any fish at all, then he said he had caught ten fish - you could never catch less than ten fish by his system; that was the foundation of it. then, if by any chance he really did catch one fish, he called it twenty, while two fish would count thirty, three forty, and so on.

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