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I hate housework! you make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
-Joan Rivers
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I Hate Housework! You Make The Beds,

Joan Rivers
I hate housework! you make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
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