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List of Paul Merton Quotes

Explore our hand-picked selection of 31 inspiring quotes by Paul Merton.

About Paul Merton

  • Born: July 9, 1957
  • Occupation: Writer
    • Am i allowed to call myself working-class now? because obviously i'm now very rich.
    Class Rich Working Class
    All disc jockeys are without talent. noel edmonds - i can't stand noel edmonds.
    Jockeys Noel Talent
    When i was nine i spent a lot of my time reading books about the history of comedy, or listening to the goons or hancock, humour from previous generations.
    Reading Book Listening
    I don't always vote in general elections, but i think i've always voted labour.
    Thinking Election Vote
    And like the old stereotype, i overcame my shyness by making my friends laugh.
    Laughing Stereotype Shyness
    I've never been disappointed by politicians. i've never invested that much in them in the first place.
    Firsts Politician Disappointed
    I really don't take any interest at all in contemporary comedy.
    Comedy Interest Contemporary
    In fact, i don't watch a lot of contemporary comedy for fear of being influenced by it.
    Watches Facts Comedy
    Have you ever had sex with a horse?
    Horse Sex
    The thing about improvisation is that it's not about what you say. it's listening to what other people say. it's about what you hear.
    People Beautiful Day Listening
    When i turned about 12 or 13, i realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. it was about creating them.
    Creating Remember Realised
    If you became a comedian in the '80s, you had to work the circuit and make people laugh. canned laughter is cheating.
    Cheating Laughter People
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