List of Paul Merton Quotes

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Paul Merton
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Am i allowed to call myself working-class now? because obviously i'm now very rich.
Class Rich Working Class
All disc jockeys are without talent. noel edmonds - i can't stand noel edmonds.
Jockeys Noel Talent
When i was nine i spent a lot of my time reading books about the history of comedy, or listening to the goons or hancock, humour from previous generations.
Reading Book Listening
I don't always vote in general elections, but i think i've always voted labour.
Thinking Election Vote
And like the old stereotype, i overcame my shyness by making my friends laugh.
Laughing Stereotype Shyness
I've never been disappointed by politicians. i've never invested that much in them in the first place.
Firsts Politician Disappointed
I really don't take any interest at all in contemporary comedy.
Comedy Interest Contemporary
In fact, i don't watch a lot of contemporary comedy for fear of being influenced by it.
Watches Facts Comedy
Have you ever had sex with a horse?
Horse Sex
The thing about improvisation is that it's not about what you say. it's listening to what other people say. it's about what you hear.
People Beautiful Day Listening
When i turned about 12 or 13, i realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. it was about creating them.
Creating Remember Realised
If you became a comedian in the '80s, you had to work the circuit and make people laugh. canned laughter is cheating.
Cheating Laughter People
  • Born: July 9, 1957
  • Occupation: Writer
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