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I had a velcro wallet in a casino. that sound annoyed the hell out of me. whenever i lost money, and i opened the wallet, it was like the sound of my addiction.
-Mitch Hedberg
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I Had A Velcro Wallet In A

Mitch Hedberg
I had a velcro wallet in a casino. that sound annoyed the hell out of me. whenever i lost money, and i opened the wallet, it was like the sound of my addiction.
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