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I don't have a girlfriend. i don't know if i have a type, but i really like girls who are driven. i really care about music, so i like it when a girl really cares about something too. whatever it is they are into, i'll be their biggest fan.
-Hunter Hayes
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I Don't Have A Girlfriend. I Don't

Hunter Hayes
I don't have a girlfriend. i don't know if i have a type, but i really like girls who are driven. i really care about music, so i like it when a girl really cares about something too. whatever it is they are into, i'll be their biggest fan.
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