These Are All Direct Quotes, Except Every

John Green

These are all direct quotes, except every time they use a curse word, i'm going to use the name of a famous american poet: 'you walt whitman-ing, edna st. vincent millay! go emily dickinson your mom!' 'thanks for the advice, you pathetic piece of e.e. cummings, but i think i'm gonna pass.' 'you robert frost-ing nikki giovanni! get a life, nerd. you're a virgin.' 'hey bro, you need to go outside and get some fresh air into you. or a girlfriend.' i need to get a girlfriend into me? i think that shows a fundamental lack of comprehension about how babies are made.