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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. and it was good. go ahead and laugh. i think the most important thing i learned was: never let go of the girl's leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
-Steve Martin
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I Actually Learned About Sex Watching Neighborhood

Steve Martin
I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. and it was good. go ahead and laugh. i think the most important thing i learned was: never let go of the girl's leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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