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Did you take joyce's engine?' 'my instructions were to disable the car, but one of the men bet hal a burger he couldn't get the engine out. so hal removed the engine.
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Did You Take Joyce's Engine?' 'my Instructions

Janet Evanovich
Did you take joyce's engine?' 'my instructions were to disable the car, but one of the men bet hal a burger he couldn't get the engine out. so hal removed the engine.
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