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A federal grand jury is investigating allegations that david copperfield raped, assaulted and threatened a woman he took to his private island in the bahamas in july. what happened to the good old days when a guy would just saw you in half?
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A Federal Grand Jury Is Investigating Allegations

Chelsea Handler
A federal grand jury is investigating allegations that david copperfield raped, assaulted and threatened a woman he took to his private island in the bahamas in july. what happened to the good old days when a guy would just saw you in half?
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Mr. buckley, let me explain it this way. and i'll do so very carefully & slowly so that even you will understand it. if i was the sheriff, i would not have arrested him. if i was on the grand jury, i would not have indicted him. if i was the judge, i would not try him. if i was the d.a., i would not prosecute him. if i was on the trial jury, i would vote to give him a key to the city, a plaque to hang on his wall, & i would send him home to his family. and, mr. buckley, if my daughter is ever raped, i hope i have the guts to do what he did.
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I have stood aside to see the phantoms of those days go by me. they are gone, and i resume the journey of my story.’ (david copperfield) “but all that night he lay awake because the phantoms of those days were not gone. like the tiny, terrible holes in the prophylactics, the phantoms of those days were not easy to detect—and their meaning was unknown—but they were there.
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