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List of Neil Simon Quotes

Explore our hand-picked selection of 51 inspiring quotes by Neil Simon.

About Neil Simon

  • Born: July 4, 1927
  • Occupation: Playwright
    • I don't like dating or just living with a woman. i like to create a relationship, a marriage. and almost all of my marriages have involved children, so i'm really a family man as well.
    Children Men Dating
    Baptists are only funny underwater.
    Underwater Baptists
    I never write a play with an eye to film.
    Writing Eye Play
    Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending.
    Sports Time Matter
    Standing on a ledge again. everyone laughs at dancing monkey with the typewriter. not for long, though.
    Typewriters Long Dancing
    I much prefer writing an original movie with the screen in mind to transferring a play to the screen.
    Writing Play Mind
    The first book was my first attempt at writing full-length prose.
    Book Writing Firsts
    Evan handler's new book is simply wonderful. he pulls you inside his life, and you come out his very close friend.
    Book Wonderful Close Friends
    There are two million interesting people in new york and only seventy-eight in los angeles.
    New York Eight Two
    Goldie hawn is funny, sexy, beautiful, talented, intelligent, warm, and consistently sunny. other than that, she doesn't impress me at all.
    Beautiful Sexy Intelligent
    You get attached to the way you write, and i'm attached to notebooks. that's where i really write the plays. just two or three pages at a time, then i transfer to the typewriter and rewrite while i type.
    Notebook Writing Play
    I don't use computers... i'm someone who needs to see the page right away in my hand.
    Hands Needs Use
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