List of Jimmy Durante Quotes

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Jimmy Durante
Total Quotes 24
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Funny Music Hate
That's the conditions that prevail!
Conditions
To his orchestra stop da music, stop da music! you're supposed to follow da music, not chase it all over da place.
Funny Music Orchestra
Nobody realizes that i work 18 hours-a-day for a solid month to make that tv hour look like it's never been rehearsed!
Motivation Looks Months
Don't put no constrictions on da people! leave 'em the hell alone!
People Democracy Ems
Everybody wants to get into the act!
Want Bitterness Gumdrops
At four o'clock in the morning most people have been asleep for hours, but at four o'clock in the morning the night-club children of a few years ago were just getting hot. the band jazzed at full blast. the air was so thick you could pick it up in handfulls and through it around like snowballs. the dance-floors were crowded with couples who couldn't do anything but wiggle hips and feet.
Morning Children Couple
Start off each day with a song.
Song Each Day
What's a depression? the dictionary says a depression is a dent. and what's a dent? everybody knows a dent is a hole. and what's a hole? you tell me what's a hole! and i'll tell you that a hole is nothin'!
Depression Holes Dictionary
Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.
Animal Men Humanity
What did napolean do for relaxation? he read a book. what did lincoln do for relaxation? he read a book. what does congress do for relaxation? they book a red.
Book Relaxation Doe
I was hurt so deep that i made up my mind never to hurt anybody else, no matter what. i never made jokes about anybody's big ears, their stut-terin', or about them bein' off their nut.
Hurt Nuts Mind
  • Born: February 10, 1893
  • Died: January 29, 1980
  • Occupation: Singer
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