List of Jim Gaffigan Quotes

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Jim Gaffigan
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I left the midwest thinking i didn't fit in. but when i got to new york, i realized how truly midwestern i was.
New York Thinking Midwest
Faith is something that's - it's hard to articulate. it's - there's - it's not based on logic.
Logic Hard
All i want to do is be a good dad, but i'm pretty bad at it.
Dad Want Good Dad
I was raised in a family where my father was the first one to go to college.
Father College Firsts
You didn't question - kind of like, you would go to college. you would wear a tie to work. you would, you know, you would work for 40 years. and then you would play golf for three years, and then you would die. that was how i was raised.
Golf College Ties
I think when my mother died, it was such a - you know, a shock to the logic that i had been raised with.
Mother Thinking Logic
I never went to church when i was in college, either.
College Church
I would say my return to my faith is - it's a very personal thing.
Return Personal Things
I love standup comedians. i really do.
Comedian Stand Up Comedian
You know, i want to teach, but i don’t want to read?
Want Teach Knows
Even when you hear about a comedian getting married, among comedians, we're always kind of like, what are they doing?
Comedian Married Kind
I grew up 45 minutes outside of chicago.
Chicago Grew Up Minutes
  • Born: July 7, 1966
  • Occupation: Comedian
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