List of Jerome K. Jerome Quotes

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Jerome K. Jerome
Total Quotes 132
It is only the first baby that takes up the whole of a woman's time.five or six do not require nearly so much attention as one.
Baby Attention Firsts
Love is woman's business,and in "business" we all lay aside our natural weaknesses.
Love Is Weakness Natural
When you forget to take the sail at all, then the wind is constantly in your favour both ways. but there! this world is only a probation, and man was born to trouble as the sparks fly upward.
Adversity Men Wind
I had walked into that reading-room a happy, healthy man. i crawled out a decrepit wreck.
Reading Men Healthy
I plodded conscientiously through the twenty-six letters, and the only malady i could conclude i had not got was housemaid's knee.
Twenties Letters Knees
It's really extraordinary what a variety of ways of loving there must be. we all do it as it was never done before.
Love Funny Done
All is vanity and everybody's vain. women are terribly vain. so are men - more so, if possible.
Men Vanity Vain
I could not conjure up one melancholy fancy upon a mutton chop and a glass of champagne.
Wine Glasses Fancy
It takes 3 girls to tow always; two to hold the rope, and the other one runs round and round, and giggles.
Girl Running Two
We are but the veriest, sorriest slaves of our stomach. reach not after morality and righteousness, my friends; watch vigilantly your stomach, and diet it with care and judgment.
Watches Care Morality
I love the chill october days, when the brown leaves lie thick and sodden underneath your feet.
Lying Feet October
Think of the man who first tried german sausage.
Men Thinking Sausage
  • Born: May 2, 1859
  • Died: June 14, 1927
  • Occupation: Writer
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