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It is only the first baby that takes up the whole of a woman's time.five or six do not require nearly so much attention as one.
-Jerome K. Jerome
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It Is Only The First Baby That

Jerome K. Jerome
It is only the first baby that takes up the whole of a woman's time.five or six do not require nearly so much attention as one.
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